Honestly, I don't even know where to begin anymore. Can you imagine being president - like President of the United States - and your main priority is not infrastructure, or health care, or even pretending to give a shit about climate change? No. It's throwing a dinner party for a meme coin, which is named after you. This is not politics. This is late-stage capitalism meets narcissism on a blockchain.

Trump doesn't give two shits about crypto. He doesn't care about the economy. He cares about one thing only, and one thing only - making him richer, and making his rich buddies even richer. This "dinner" party was not some innocent celebration - it was just medium-rare market manipulation. The coin pumps, headline swirl, people FOMO in - and who is making money? NOT YOU. NOT YOUR PARENTS. DEFINITELY NOT THE KID WHO IS DROWNING IN STUDENT LOANS. Trump is.

And you want to know the best part? It's not illegal. Because this country was literally built to protect people like him. This is the consequence of electing a businessman, and pretending that he won't take the entirety of the government, and use it as one of his vending machines. The presidency has become a convenient vehicle for brand expansion. He isn't leading a country, he's running a side hustle. And we are the product.

We are witnessing the dissolution of the line between politics and profit in real time. This is not patriotism. This is opportunism wrapped in a red tie and sprayed with too much cologne. Trump is not a president, he is a stock scam with nuclear codes that walks and talks.

So, yes, Mr. Trump, enjoy your meme coin dinner. The rest of us will be right here; reaping the consequences of your unrestrained greed, and wondering how the hell we let this guy buy the Oval Office, like it was just another hotel.